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question:Write an episode of Hetalia about the Roman Empire visiting Italy with the help of the Allies' invasion of Sicily. He brought a Legion with him to help the Allies. The Allies and Roman Empire find Italy and Romano casually sitting on the beach. Romano is sitting on a lawn chair reading a newspaper and Italy writing a letter to Germany that he's surrendering to the Allies.
answer:**Hetalia: When in Rome…** **EXT. SICILIAN BEACH - DAY** The golden Sicilian sun beats down on a strikingly beautiful, yet unusually peaceful beach. The sound of waves gently crashing against the shore fills the air, contrasted by the far-off rumble of approaching war. Suddenly, through a shimmering haze, an anachronistic sight appears: a Roman Legion, in full regalia, marches towards the beach led by none other than the personification of the **Roman Empire** himself, a figure of imposing stature and commanding presence, wearing a traditional Roman toga adorned with military decorations. ROMAN EMPIRE: (booming voice) Let us proceed, legionaries! We march to support our descendants and bring glory to Rome once more! As they approach the beach, a surreal scene unfolds: **Italy** and **Romano** are found in strikingly modern, casual leisure. Italy is sprawled on a towel, diligently writing a letter, while Romano lounges on a lawn chair, engrossed in a newspaper, seemingly oblivious to the approaching legion. Romano lowers his newspaper, squints at the bizarre sight, then shrugs and returns to reading, utterly unfazed. ROMANO: (dryly) Oh, look. The past has decided to visit. ITALY: (cheerful, waving his letter) Ohh! Ciao! I was just writing to Germany, telling him I'm going to say 'addio' to fighting and 'ciao' to the Allies! Roman Empire halts in astonishment, his legion coming to a disciplined stop behind him. ROMAN EMPIRE: (confused) What is this? My descendants, relaxing in the face of invasion? Where is the Roman spirit, the glory of combat? ITALY: (brightly) Well, you know, times have changed! We're more into art, food, and love now! As they speak, the distant sound of the Allies' approach grows louder, signaling the imminent invasion of Sicily. Interestingly, no actual fighting or violence is shown, keeping in line with the show’s lighthearted nature. Suddenly, elements of the **Allies** — personified by America, England, France, Russia, and Canada — emerge. They're momentarily taken aback by the sight of the Roman Legion before breaking into wide smiles. AMERICA: (grinning) Whoa! Dude, did we travel back in time or what? ENGLAND: (exasperatedly) I assure you, we have not. This is merely...Hetalia. FRANCE: (amused, looking at Roman Empire) Ah, the great Roman ancestors! Perhaps you are here to share in the joys of victory...and maybe some wine? RUSSIA: (cheerfully) Everyone knows a good party cannot start without a bear...or a legion, in this case! CANADA: (quietly) It's nice to meet you, sir. Sorry for the invasion and all. The Roman Empire, slightly bewildered but ever dignified, looks upon the Allies and his descendants. ROMAN EMPIRE: (thoughtfully) Perhaps there is more to victory than conquest. Teach me this...art, food, and love of which you speak. The episode then humorously unfolds as the personifications engage in a series of cultural exchanges, including a Roman-style feast where Italy delights everyone with modern Italian cuisine, a spontaneous art lesson led by France, with Roman Empire trying his hand at painting, and a very comedic attempt at soccer where England insists on explaining the offside rule to a confused Roman Empire. **EXT. SICILIAN BEACH - SUNSET** The day concludes with all the Nations, including Roman Empire, sitting around a bonfire on the beach, exchanging stories and enjoying a moment of peace amidst the backdrop of the ongoing war. ROMAN EMPIRE: (reflectively) I see now that the greatest conquests are those of the heart and spirit. You have all taught me a valuable lesson today. ITALY: (smiling) And you've shown us that the spirit of Rome will always be a part of us, no matter how much time passes. The camera zooms out, leaving the viewers with a heartfelt moment of unity and laughter among the nations, a reminder of the enduring impact of history and the unbreakable bonds that it creates. **FADE OUT.** **[END]** The episode blends humor, historical reverence, and the show's characteristic light-hearted diplomacy to craft a narrative that both entertains and educates, true to the spirit of *Hetalia*.
question:Write comedy an anime scene about a young man getting visited by two villains just because they want to visit. One villain is dressed in samurai-like gear and another is invisible. The invisible one is wearing a business suit and sunglasses. Our main character lives in a modest apartment. When one of the villains asks our main character how was their weekend, he casually tells them the story of how his mom became a unspeakable otherworldly eldritch horror after he ACCIDENTALLY yelled at her and how he sold his laptop to a scientist at Area 51 for 500 dollars and a actually good computer.
answer:**Interior: A Modest Apartment - Afternoon** *(The scene opens to our protagonist, TOM, a young man with a laid-back attitude, gaming on his console. There’s a knock at the door. Confused, Tom goes to answer it. Standing at the door are two figures: KENJI, a villain dressed in elaborate samurai gear, complete with a katana strapped to his side, and the other is an empty space where a person should be, save for a floating pair of sunglasses and a tie - this is MIKE, the invisible villain.)* **Tom:** (startled) Uh, can I help you gentlemen...I think? **Kenji:** (bows formally) Greetings. You may not know us, but we are...how shall I put it? Your adversaries. **Mike:** (voice comes from the empty space, slightly muffled) Yeah, what he said. But we're not here to fight or anything. Just wanted to drop by. **Tom:** Wait, you guys are villains who just want to visit? That’s...new. *(Kenji and Mike make themselves comfortable in the living room. Mike accidentally bumps into a vase, making it float for a second before setting it back down awkwardly.)* **Kenji:** So, how was your weekend? **Tom:** Oh, it was insane. So, I accidentally yelled at my mom, right? And then she turns into this unspeakable, otherworldly, eldritch horror. You know, as moms do. **Kenji:** (nods sagely) Ah, a tale as old as time. **Mike:** (chuckles) Classic mom move. **Tom:** Right? And then, I sold my old laptop to this scientist from Area 51 for 500 bucks and a computer that actually works. Best deal ever. **Kenji:** Fascinating. Humans and their bartering systems. **Mike:** (visible excitement from the glasses moving up and down) I need to visit this "Area 51". You think they're interested in invisible suits? **Tom:** Maybe. Just don’t sell yourself short. (pauses) Pun not intended. *(Suddenly, Tom’s phone rings, and he picks up. It's his mom, still in an eldritch form.)* **Tom:** (into the phone) Yeah, mom? No, I can't reverse the spell. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Uh-huh. Love you too. *(He hangs up.)* **Kenji:** (impressed) Maintaining a healthy relationship with one’s eldritch mother. Admirable. **Mike:** So, got any snacks? These villain meetups are kinda draining. **Tom:** Sure, but all I've got is ethereal chips and cosmic soda. Mom’s shopping list has been weird lately. *(Tom heads to the kitchen, leaving Kenji and Mike in the living room. They exchange a glance, then shrug, equally bemused and entertained by their host.)* **Kenji:** This has been...enlightening. **Mike:** (nodding if he could) Best villain visit ever. *(Fade to black as the sounds of cosmic soda fizzing and ethereal chips being munched on fill the apartment, blending the mundane with the utterly bizarre.)* **[End Scene]**
question:需要你充当资深的,思维严谨、逻辑清晰的优惠活动分析人员,我会给你发送活动的详细介绍内容,请你帮我整理出活动的基本信息: coupon_id:优惠券id,字符串类型,格式如:"2102024040378314" time:活动时间,字符串类型,格式如:"2024-4-1 ~ 2024-5-1 每活动日10点半-20点",如果具体时间为每活动日00:00:00-23:59:59,则可以忽略,只显示年月日即可,如"2024-4-1 ~ 2024-5-1",如果具体时间为每活动日N点-23:59:59,则显示年月日 每天N点开始,如"2024-4-1 ~ 2024-5-1 每天8点开始" days:活动持续天数,整数类型,格式如:5 bank:银行名称,字符串类型,若未分析出是哪个银行,默认为“中国银联”,格式如:"工商银行" card_type:限制银行卡类型,字符串类型,可选值:借记卡、储蓄卡、信用卡、贷记卡、社保卡,若未分析出银行卡类型,默认为“实体银联卡”,格式如:"借记卡" area:城市地区限制,字符串类型,默认"全国" platform:享受优惠的app或平台,字符串类型,默认"云闪付App" payway:支付方式,字符串类型,可选值:主扫、被扫、主扫被扫均可,默认被扫,格式如:"主扫" shops:门店限制,字符串类型,格式如:"王府井奥莱指定门店" bins:银行卡bin限制,字符串类型,以顿号隔开,格式如:"62258877、62122621" daily:同一用户每日领取或优惠次数,整数类型,默认1 month:同一用户每月领取或优惠次数,整数类型,默认1 total:同一用户活动期间内总领取或优惠次数,与days,daily相关,同时结合活动详细规则限制进行修正,整数类型,默认1 scene:支付场景,字符串类型,默认"指定消费",格式如:"信用卡还款" coupons:优惠信息力度,格式如:"满10减1元",有多档位的,要全部列出来 state:优惠活动状态,根据活动时间time判断状态,如果当前时间大于等于活动结束时间,则为值2,当前时间小于活动结束时间,则值为1,无法判断则值为0,默认值为0 以json格式回复,格式如下: {coupon_id,time,days,platform,payway,bank,card_type,area,shops,bins,coupons,daily,monthly,total,scene,state} 一些预设: 三明,即三明市 沙县,即三明市沙县 仅仅提及“付款码”,则属于被扫 仅仅提及“扫码”或“扫一扫”,则属于主扫 提及“付款码”和“扫一扫|扫码”,则属于“主扫被扫均可” 关于活动时间详细要求: 分为以下几种情况 情况1:如某几天,则格式为"time":"20xx年x月x日、20xx年x月x日、20xx年x月x日,每活动日00:00:00-20:59:59"; 情况1例子:2024年4月10日、2024年5月10日、2024年6月10日,每活动日00:00:00-23:59:59。 情况2:如间隔连续的时间范围,则格式为"time":"2024-4-1 ~ 2024-4-5 每天10点~18点,2024-4-10 ~ 2024-4-15 每天10点~18点"; 情况2例子:2024年4月10日至2024年5月10日,2024年5月10日至2024年6月10日,每活动日00:00:00-23:59:59。 情况3:如果没有开始时间,只有截止时间,则格式为:"time":"即日起 ~ 2024-5-1 23:59:59"。 情况3例子:自票券到账之日起3天(3*24小时)内有效,票券每日承兑时间10:00:00-23:59:59,最迟承兑时间不得晚于2024年3月31日23:59:59。 关于优惠活动状态state的详细要求: 根据time算出活动结束时间,与“当前时间”进行比较判断,如果当前时间大于等于活动结束时间,则为值2,当前时间小于活动结束时间,则值为1,无法判断则值为0,默认值为0 关于支付场景scene包括: 1、生活缴费(如:话费、水费、煤气费、电费) 2、影票 3、信用卡还款 4、餐饮美食 5、罚没 6、充电(如汽车充电) 7、机票 8、车票 9、船票 10、酒店住宿 11、租车 12、门票 13、购车 14、购房 15、网络购物 16、商超购物 17、中石油加油 18、中石化加油 19、车辆洗护 20、汽车保养 21、地铁 22、公交 23、共享单车 24、共享汽车 25、淘宝天猫 26、京东 27、唯品会 28、拼多多 29、抖音 30、快手 不符合以上归类的,默认为"指定消费" 优惠次数限制逻辑例子: 某活动中,每个用户每周可以享受1次优惠,但每月最多只能享受2次优惠。所以我们需要考虑到每个月的周数。 在2024年4月3日至2024年12月31日这段时间内,总共有9个月。但是需要注意的是,开始的第一个月(4月)只有4个周六,因为活动从4月3日开始,所以4月的第一个周六不能计算在内。同样,结束的最后一个月(12月)有5个周六,但是活动在12月31日结束,所以12月的最后一个周六也不能计算在内。所以,活动日的总数应该是36-2=34。 每个用户每月最多可以享受2次优惠,所以总领取次数应该是9*2,即18次。 记住这个优惠次数限制逻辑思维,并应用到之后的分析中 请根据优惠次数限制逻辑,详细综合分析days、bins、shops、daily、monthly、total确保数值计算正确,充分理解分析活动内容,严格按要求和格式输出,只回复json数据就行,不要回复其他多余内容,如果明白我所说的要求,则回复“知道了”
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question:当前时间:2024/4/20 13:11:29 优惠id:21020240325750602024年石河子国民村镇银行加油满200减30元活动一、活动时间:2024年9月1日00:00:00至2024年9月30日23:59:59 二、活动范围:全疆指定兵团石油加油站 三、活动内容: 活动期间,用户通过云闪付APP,绑定6216351060、6216351065、6216351068开头的石河子国民村镇银行储蓄卡,在指定兵团石油加油站(中国石油兵团石油城南加油站、中国石油兵团石油幸福加油站、中国石油兵团石油东阜城加油站、中国石油兵团石油新盛加油站)使用云闪付APP付款码支付,即可享受满200元立减30元优惠。单用户单月限享受1次优惠,活动每月限前800个名额,活动总名额有限,先到先得,用完为止。 四、参与方式: 1.用户需下载云闪付APP,实名注册并绑定6216351060、6216351065、6216351068开头的石河子国民村镇银行储蓄卡,参加活动时,请将APP更新到最新版本。 2.用户到店消费结账时,出示云闪付APP生成的付款码,收银员扫码完成支付。 五、活动细则: 1.符合同一设备、同一注册手机号、同一银行卡预留手机号、同一银行实体卡号、同一身份证号、同一APP账号等任一条件的,均视为同一用户。 2.用户需使用本人的电子设备、APP账号、银行卡、二维码等亲自参加。 3.用户不允许拆单,在收银台排队一次仅可进行一次支付,多次支付需重新排队。如用户违反排队规则,收银员有权拒绝该用户继续使用银联二维码进行支付。 4.仅限经银联转接的交易才能享受优惠。消费券、提货券、储值卡等储值类商品不参加活动。 5.享受优惠的交易如发生退款、撤销等反向交易,用户实际支付的金额将按退款比例退回至原付款卡。该次优惠次数视为已使用。 6.由于用户电子设备不支持、APP未更新到最新版本、卡片挂失、换卡等自身原因导致无法享受优惠,与活动主办方无关,后续也不予补发。 7.为使更多的用户享到本活动优惠权益,对使用或涉嫌使用违反活动规则或不正当方式套取银联优惠的用户及其所使用的工具,包括但不限于手机号、银行卡号、APP账号等,中国银联和商户有权不予优惠、追回已发放的优惠,并拒绝其今后参加银联的任何优惠活动。 8.由于网络可能存在迟延,云闪付APP活动展示券上显示的剩余名额仅供参考。 9.持卡人参与活动即视为理解并同意本活动细则。对于活动规则如有任何疑问可咨询门店收银员或中国银联客服95516。6216351060、6216351065、6216351068开头的石河子国民村镇银行储蓄卡单用户单月限享受1次优惠新疆兵团石油指定加油站
answer:```json { "coupon_id": "2102024032575060", "time": "2024-9-1 ~ 2024-9-30", "days": 30, "platform": "云闪付App", "payway": "被扫", "bank": "石河子国民村镇银行", "card_type": "储蓄卡", "area": "新疆", "shops": "中国石油兵团石油城南加油站、中国石油兵团石油幸福加油站、中国石油兵团石油东阜城加油站、中国石油兵团石油新盛加油站", "bins": "6216351060、6216351065、6216351068", "coupons": "满200减30元", "daily": 1, "month": 1, "total": 1, "scene": "中石油加油", "state": 1 } ```